Wednesday, May 30, 2007

.: All Moved In :.

I am now officially all moved into my new house, hooray!!

This is the bedroom-half of my main room...

And this is the Living Room half....

Front door...

Kitchen table...

The rest of the kitchen...

There will be a BBQ/party of some sort soon... I'll keep you posted :o)

Friday, May 25, 2007

.: Prank War :.

Guest Services vs. Audio Visual '07

It's here. As most of you probably know, this can only end in fits of laughter. I'm stoked. Now lets get this party started! I need ideas! (preferably fairly harmless but really funny ones)... suggestions?

Monday, May 07, 2007

.: My new casa!! :.

Sometime in the near future I will be moving into my new house! It's a cute little studio-style house; I am the sole occupant and it's going to be great :o)

I have more pictures too if you want to see... and there will be a new house party soon as well! Hope y'all are having a wonderful day :o)

Friday, May 04, 2007

.: Oh, the Children :.

My grandma sent me this, it's pretty funny...

If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam Answers.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?(e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight