Last night I went to Costco. This is exciting enough, but wait - it gets better!
I was walking back to my car, groceries in hand, when something caught my eye...
This kid (couldn't have been more than 16 years old) bolts out the main door of Costco holding a Costco-sized (aka huge) bottle of Jack Daniels. The kid was running for his life. Close behind him was a (pretty hot) Costco employee guy. The kid drops the bottle of Jack (which shatters - sad day) and keeps running, only to be tackled to the ground by hot guy.
Now that's something you don't see every day ...but I do. (<--- That's a Disneyland joke and if you don't get it you're lame.)